Humor Quote by Kristin Cashore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It's not reasonable to love people who are only going to die," she said.”

“I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.”

“If we knew a person was going to die, we'd hold harder to the memories.”

“It's only water," she said.”

“It was a hurting tune, resigned, a cry of heartache for all in the world that fell apart. As ash rose black against the brilliant sky, Fire's fiddle cried out for the dead, and for the living who stay behind to say goodbye.”

“Madlen came to sit beside her on the bed. "Lady Queen," she said with her own particular brand of rough gentleness. "It is not the job of the child to protect her mother. It's the mother's job to protect the child. By allowing your mother to protect you, you gave her a gift. Do you understand me?”

“Trains are great dirty smoky things," said Will. "You won't like it.”

“I'm telling you, you really should stick to mating within your species, whatever that is.'”

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'”

“The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much.”

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

“I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.”