Humor Quote by Isaac Asimov — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A subtle thought that is in error may yet give rise to fruitful inquiry that can establish truths of great value.”

““Congratulations on the new library, because it isn't just a library. It is a space ship that will take you to the farthest reaches of the Universe, a time machine that will take you to the far past and the far future, a teacher that knows more than any human being, a friend that will amuse you and console you -- and most of all, a gateway, to a better and happier and more useful life.”

“All evil is good become cancerous.”

“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

“All of life is a symphony of successive losses. You lose your youth, your parents, your loves, your friends, your comforts, your health, and finally your life. To deny loss is to lose it all anyway and to lose, in addition, your self-possession and peace of mind.”

“Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right.”

“Women are sneaky.”

“I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.”

“I like to write when I feel spiteful. It is like having a good sneeze.”

“You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet.”

“I'd made the vampire cry. Great. I felt like a real superhero. Harry Dresden, breaker of monsters' hearts.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”