Humor Quote by Mark A. Cooper — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When in doubt, look intelligent.”

“Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.”

“I know that David Tennant's Hamlet isn't till July. And lots of people are going to be doing Dr Who in Hamlet jokes, so this is just me getting it out of the way early, to avoid the rush...”

“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”

“But whenever I meet dynamic, nonretarded Americans, I notice that they all seem to share a single unifying characteristic: the inability to experience the kind of mind-blowing, transcendent romantic relationship they perceive to be a normal part of living. And someone needs to take the fall for this. So instead of blaming no one for this (which is kind of cowardly) or blaming everyone (which is kind of meaningless), I'm going to blame John Cusack.”

“Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?'”