Humor Quote by Patricia Briggs — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I don't like lies," said Bran, and I knew I'd failed to keep the pain of his revelation from my face. "Not even lies of omission. Hard truths can be dealt with, triumphed over, but lies will destroy your soul.”

“She doesn’t need the pack. She doesn’t need me.”

“It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.”

“Intelligent men are dangerous.”

“Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.”

“It was like being leaned on by a very heavy, warm brick. A sexy brick.”

“Just remember, when you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.”

“Black Court vampires. I just shortened it some.”

“I don't mean to be rude—" he began, in a tone that threatened rudeness in every syllable.”

“Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?”

“Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.”

“Do you realize how hard it is to keep your mind clear when somebody’s telling you to keep your mind clear?”