Humor Quote by Isaac Asimov — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood. I'd type a little faster.”

“A subtle thought that is in error may yet give rise to fruitful inquiry that can establish truths of great value.”

““Congratulations on the new library, because it isn't just a library. It is a space ship that will take you to the farthest reaches of the Universe, a time machine that will take you to the far past and the far future, a teacher that knows more than any human being, a friend that will amuse you and console you -- and most of all, a gateway, to a better and happier and more useful life.”

“The true delight is in the finding out rather than in the knowing.”

“Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments.”

“All of life is a symphony of successive losses. You lose your youth, your parents, your loves, your friends, your comforts, your health, and finally your life. To deny loss is to lose it all anyway and to lose, in addition, your self-possession and peace of mind.”

“Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me! Et tu, Brute!' He rolled up the paper and hit Jem over the head with it.”

“People usually asked her if she had a belly button. Of course she had a belly button. She couldn't explain how. She didn't really want to know.”

“Mirrors should think longer before they reflect.”

“Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!”

“You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”