Humor Quote by Matt Groening — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“To alcohol! The cause of... and solution to... all of life's problems”

“As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.”

“It's my turn to see you through,' she whispers, coming back to me and wrapping me in her blanket as I lose my shit all over again. She holds me until I recover my Y chromosome.”

“Personally, I like it much better when someone else does the decision making. That way you have legitimate grounds to whine and complain. I tend to find both whining and complaining quite interesting and amusing, though sometimes--unfortunately--it's hard to choose which one of the two I want to do.”

“I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?”

“You were wrong. She really is the new general in town.”

“She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”