Humor Quote by Matt Groening — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I know all those words, but that sentence makes no sense to me.”

“I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn't explain away afterwards.”

“We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?”

“Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.”

“You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.”

“I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her.”

“have i gone mad?”