Humor Quote by Stephen King — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Fault always lies in the same place: with him weak enough to lay blame.”

“If God rewards us on earth for good deeds—the Old Testament suggests it’s so, and the Puritans certainly believed it—then maybe Satan rewards us for evil ones.”

“There’s always a choice. That’s God’s way, always will be. Your will is still free. Do as you will. There’s no set of leg-irons on you. But... this is what God wants of you.”

“I didn't want him to know somethin was comin his way until it was too late for him to do anythin about it.”

“As with all other aspects of the narrative art, you will improve with practice, but practice will never make you perfect. Why should it? What fun would that be?”

“Death in the horror movies is when the monsters get you.”

“We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.”

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There is too much fraternizing with the enemy.”

“He smiled in a way that made me want to kiss him right on the spot. Or the lips. Whichever was closer.”

“You know, I never believed in fate until I met you... then I started thinking coincidence didn't have near so cruel a sense of humor”

“...crackers..." a voice breathed out nehind us, "yesss...”

“Mistletoe," said Luna dreamily, pointing at a large clump of white berries placed almost over Harry's head. He jumped out from under it.”