Humor Quote by Shannon Hale — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Mama used to say, you have to know someone a thousand days before you can glimpse her soul.”

“Razo hopped back up and adopted a posture that said he was completely unruffled, never had been, and in fact was ready to do something manly like lift boulders or swallow live worms.”

“I'm a terrible prince. I should put my kingdom first and everything else second, but your first. I want you by my side every second, but I know I would crumble if I lost you.”

“There's nothing more aggravating in the world than the midnight sniffling of the person you've decided to hate.”

“You saw my leg?”

“... fantasy is not practice for what is real—fantasy is the opiate of women.”

“A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”

“I am no fan of books. And chances are, if you're reading this, you and I share a healthy skepticism about the printed word. Well, I want you to know that this is the first book I've ever written, and I hope it's the first book you've ever read. Don't make a habit of it.”

“The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen”

“Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?”

“As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.”

“If you are a student you should always get a good nights sleep unless you have come to the good part of your book, and then you should stay up all night and let your schoolwork fall by the wayside, a phrase which means 'flunk'.”