Humor Quote by Alwyn Hamilton — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Ahmed looked shocked, his hands digging into my arms. 'But you love him,' he said softly. 'You love him, and you should save him. That' what people do with those they love, Amani -- they save them.' No iT wasn't. Sam had taught me that. Great love stories ended in death. All stories ended in death sooner or later. Ours was ending sooner.”

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'”

“It looks as though your shop is doing well," Luka said gazing around, "Could you help me find a gift for a lady friend of mine?”

“let’s face it: Most girls are annoying. I mean, most humans are annoying, so it’s not specific to girls. Also, I don’t really mean “annoying.” I guess I mean that most humans like to try to fuck up your plans.”

“I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.”

“When did you become a woman?"-Hatori”

“No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.”