Humor Quote by Alexandra Bracken — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't say”

“When it came to adults, it was better not to talk. They had a way of hearing one thing and processing it as something else. No reason to give them an excuse to hurt you.”

“I hugged him without any kind of fear or self-consciousness, fiercely, with a rush of emotion that almost brought tears to my eyes.”

“You wanna go build some shelves with me?”

“Let's carpe the hell out of this diem.”

“What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?”

“It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.”

“How ghastly for her, people actually thinking, with their brains, and right next door. Oh, the travesty of it all.”

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”

“The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.”

“The shortest distance between two people is a smile.”