Humor Quote by Christopher Paolini — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident.”

“Death is part of who we are. It guides”

“If you don't make a few ememies now and then, you're a coward-or worse. Besides, it as worth it to see his reaction. Oh, he was angry!”

“Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.”

“Wise? No, I simply learned to think.”

“First, let no one rule your mind or body. Take special care that your thoughts remain unfettered... . Give men your ear, but not your heart. Show respect for those in power, but don't follow them blindly. Judge with logic and reason, but comment not. Consider none your superior whatever their rank or station in life. Treat all fairly, or they will seek revenge. Be careful with your money. Hold fast to your beliefs and others will listen.”

“I've tried to get the angel to watch MTV so I can learn the vocabulary of your music, but even with the gift of tongues, I'm having trouble learning to speak hip-hop. Why is it that one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere but you must busta cap in someone's ass? Is "ho" always feminine, and "muthafucka" always masculine, while "bitch" can be either? How many peeps in a posse, how much booty before baby got back, do you have to be all that to get all up in that, and do I need to be dope and phat to be da bomb or can I just be "stupid"? I'll not be singing over any dead mothers until I understand.”

“Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?”

“What is it with you today?” says Christina on the way to breakfast. Her eyes are still”

“Invisible things are the only realities.”

“What a refreshing mind you have, young man. There really is nothing quite like total ignorance, is there?”

“Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?”