Humor Quote by Christopher Paolini — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident.”

“First, let no one rule your mind or body. Take special care that your thoughts remain unfettered... . Give men your ear, but not your heart. Show respect for those in power, but don't follow them blindly. Judge with logic and reason, but comment not. Consider none your superior whatever their rank or station in life. Treat all fairly, or they will seek revenge. Be careful with your money. Hold fast to your beliefs and others will listen.”

“Ah, pay no heed if your enemies laugh. They'll not be able to once you lop off their heads.”

“People have an annoying habit of remembering things they shouldn't.”

“Saphira waved her tail, the tip whistling loudly. "I'm not asking you to. However, if we attack first, we may gain the advantage.”

“He's acting as foolish as a kitten... but then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while.”

“An elite confederacy of nerds. My peeps”

“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.”

“We?" Simon looked at him in disbelief. "Are you ever going home?”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“Why would you throw a ball in someone's face?...Huh. That's a pretty good reason. Well, I can't do much about your teacher being pissed, but me and you are good.”

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”