Humor Quote by Christopher Moore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Joshua's ministry was three years of preaching, sometimes three times a day, and although there were some high and low points, I could never remember the sermons word for word, but here's the gist of almost every sermon I ever heard Joshua give.”

“There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”

“I've seen more intelligence in the crotch lice of harem whores.”

“Hope is bulletproof, truth just hard to hit”

“People, generally, suck.”

“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”

“You didn't have to come after me.”

“Welsh is an actual, currently used language and our next-door neighbors Angela and Gaenor spoke it. It sounds like Wizard.”

“I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.”

“Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.”

“You are putting yourself in serious danger...'”

“Any fool can make a rule”