Humor Quote by Veronica Roth — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Can you be a girl for a few seconds?”

“What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.”

“I look out the window again, taking slow, deep breaths into a body too tense to move. And as I stare out at the land, I think that this, if nothing else, is compelling evidence for my parents’ God, that our world is so massive that it is completely out of our control, that we cannot possibly be as large as we feel. -Tris Prior”

“I didn't know that idiocy caused people to just start spontaneously bleeding from the nose.”

“I have something I need to tell you," he says. I run my fingers along the tendons in his hands and look back at him. "I might be in love with you." He smiles a little. "I'm waiting until I'm sure to tell you, though.”

““Are you asking me to undress, Tris?'”

“I can last two months on a good compliment.”

“It smells terrible in here.'”

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”

“Frank stared at her. "But you throw Ding Dongs at monsters.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”