Humor Quote by Stephanie Perkins — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Cricket Bell.” I smiled into my phone. “How did you get so wise?”

“If I weren't standing next to your boyfriend, I'd be tempted to ask you out myself.”

“Welcome to Paris, Anna. I'm glad you've come.”

“The only French word I know is oui, which means “yes,” and only recently did I learn it’s spelled o-​u-​i and not w-​e-​e.”

“We straighten , bu our snickering is barely contained as we attempt to focus our attention on a picture of a discarded Coke can. "This guy's lady love is kind of a slob, don't you think?" he whispers.”

“St. Clair clears his throat. 'My fiancée and I are headed out for a celebratory dessert. I'd ask you all to join us, but I don't want you there.”

“She's under duress," Peaseblossom said.”

“Another werewolf thing. Like most animals, we spent a large part of our lives engaged in the three Fs of basic survival. Feeding, fighting and... reproduction.”

“Excuse me? Tonight you represent every dateless woman in this city, every woman who's about to sit down to a lonely meal of Weight Watchers past primavera she's just nuked in the microwave. Every woman who will get into bed tonight with a book or reruns of Sex and the City as her only companion. You are our shining hope....But no pressure.”

“Hell’s bells. I don’t call him the Fist of God as a pet name, folks.”

“Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain.”

“It is proved by surveys that happiness does not come from love, wealth, or power but the pursuit of attainable goals.”