Humor Quote by Jim Butcher — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sure, we'd faced some things as children that a lot of kids don't. Sure, Justin had qualified for his Junior de Sade Badge in his teaching methods for dealing with pain. We still hadn't learned, though, that growing up is all about getting hurt. And then getting over it. You hurt. You recover. You move on. Odds are pretty good you're just going to get hurt again. But each time, you learn something.”

“If I was on the road to Hell, at least I was going in style.”

“I'm amazing and studly, but I have limits.”

“You know how confusing the whole good-evil concept is for me.”

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”

“Da. This is going very well already.”

“Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.”

“Usually you not stupid. Why stupid, question?”

“If you're going to make a science fiction movie, then have a hover craft chase, for God's sake.”

“Laughter rises out of tragedy when you need it the most, and rewards you for your courage.”

“Maybe we should go on lots of double dates,” Cath said, “and then we can get married on the same day in a double ceremony, in matching dresses, and the four of us will light the unity candle all at the same time.”

“The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.”