Humor Quote by Kelley Armstrong — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help.”

“This is so cool," I said loudly as Dad walked away. "Have you met the tattoo artist? Is he hot?”

“It's me," a deep voice rumbled.”

“I don't forgive him," I said.”

“Yes you're getting your tattoo.”

“You forget, darling.”

“Life is like a box of chocolates.”

“Think, think, think.”

“Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide.”

“Are you going to tell me what that was about?” Adam asked as we went back upstairs.”

“I always listen to you. Except when I don't.”

“She wondered if it was her stupid mother, the goddess of love, messing with her thoughts. If Piper started getting urges to read fashion magazines, she was going to have to find Aphrodite and smack her.”