Humor Quote by Stephenie Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition.”

“When you can live forever what do you live for?”

“He sighed. "The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse.”

“I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors.”

“Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool.”

“And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him”

“Rule number 2 - don't listen to me!" Arriane laughed, "I'm certifiably insane!”

“Although I was able to maintain a pleasant expression, I was mentally throwing up in her face.”

“Let me be clear. Last I was aware you were neither my husband nor my father nor my King. Therefore, any control you may imagine you hold over me is just that- imaginary”

“I'm making a list”

“You humans, always eating. I'll make you soup. You can eat it while you keep working." Myrnin set aside his book and walked into the back of the lab.”

“My kids are starting to notice I'm a little different from the other dads. "Why don't you have a straight job like everyone else?" they asked me the other day.”