Humor Quote by Stephenie Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Her existence alone was excuse enough to justify the creation of the entire world.”

“And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him”

“I am not really breaking any rules. Charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear," said Edward.”

“He sighed. "The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse.”

“Um," Doc said in a mild voice, "medically speaking, I'm not sure that was the most helpful thing for his condition.”

“Life sucks, and then you die...”

“You understand Teacher, don't you, that when you have a mother who's an angel and a father who is a cannibal king, and when you have sailed on the ocean all your whole life, then you don't know just how to behave in school with all the apples and ibexes.”

“What are you grinning at?" Katsa demanded for the third or fourth time. "Is the ceiling about to cave in on my head or something? You look like we're both on the verge of an enormous joke.”

“When I was poor and complained about inequality they said I was bitter; now that I'm rich and I complain about inequality they say I'm a hypocrite. I'm beginning to think they just don't want to talk about inequality.”

“You're Valentine's son. I'm sure you're the one the Queen really wants to see. Besides, you're charming. Maybe not at the moment.”

“There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...and clowns. (Bobby Pendragon)”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”