Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“My dad used to say that life's a journey, but somebody screwed up and lost the map.”

“You okay?”

“Bite me, Goth princess,” Shane called from the back. “Not literally or anything.”

“Myrnin, who hadn't said much, suddenly reached out and wrapped his arms around her.”

“She came awake, stomach rumbling, and opened her eyes to see a plate being held right under her nose.”

“His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action.”

“If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.”

“Have you made any other friends since we've been here?”

“Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often turn up where the kings don't expect them to be.”

“No. Absolutely not.'”

“A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and…actually, no it’s just those two things.”