Humor Quote by Stephenie Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Bella: I love you.”

“When you can live forever what do you live for?”

“I know - I'll play you for it," Alice suggested. "Rock, paper, scissors.”

“You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”

“I honestly have no idea how to live without you.”

“How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?”

“Hmm…” Jason snapped his fingers. “I can call a friend for a ride.”

“I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.”

“I try to avoid having thoughts. They lead to other thoughts, and—if you’re not careful—those lead to actions. Actions make you tired. I have this on rather good authority from someone who once read it in a book.”

“Why don't you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut? Why don't you take a flying fuck at the mooooooooooooon?”

“Oh, dear God and baby Jesus in the manger, my eyes!” Dee shrieked. “My eyes!”

“Sir Beldevere: What makes you think she's a witch?”