Humor Quote by Benjamin Franklin — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There never was a good knife made of bad steel.”

“If a man could have half of his wishes, he would double his troubles.”

“If Jack's in love, he's no judge of Jill's beauty.”

“I didn't fail the test, I just found 100 ways to do it wrong.”

“Tis easier to suppress the first desire than to satisfy all that follow it.”

“Experience keeps a dear school, but fools will learn in no other.”

“Ransom really looked at the other man for the first time, shook his head, stared again. “Holy hell, your eyes are like a fucking viper’s.”

“My beard grows down to my toes,”

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet. None of us would leave the house unless a Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider said it was okay”

“Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”

“Leo: I'm almost out of gas! Woah, that came out wrong. I meant the burning kind!”