Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Afterward, I had the last laugh. I made an air bubble at the bottom of the lake. Our friends kept waiting for us to come up, but hey-when you are the son of Poseidon, you don't have to hurry. And it was pretty much the best underwater kiss of all time.”

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

“A telkhine was hunched over a console, but he was so involved with his work, he didn't notice us. He was about five feet tall, with slick black seal fur and stubby little feet. He had the head of a Doberman, but his clawed hands were almost human. He growled and muttered as he tapped on his keyboard. Maybe he was messaging his friends on uglyface.com.”

“One false step, and you’ll fall all the way to Tartarus—and believe me, unlike the Doors of Death, this would be a one-way trip, a very hard fall! I will”

“I have lightning and wind powers," Jason reminded him. "Piper can turn beautiful and charm people into giving her BMWs. You're no more a freak than we are. And, hey, maybe you can fly, too. Like jump off a building and yell 'Flame on!'”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last”

“- Did you really save the world ?...”

“TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public.”

“Instant gratification takes too long.”

“On a fundamental level, I am someone who would throw sand at children.”