Humor Quote by Shel Silverstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The Little Boy and the Old Man”

“Rockabye Baby, in the treetop”

“She had blue skin. And so did he. He kept it hid, And so did she. They searched for blue Their whole life through, Then passed right by - And never knew.”

“True story”

“The bridge will only take you halfway there, to those mysterious lands you long to see. Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fair, and moonlit woods where unicorns run free. So come and walk awhile with me and share the twisting trails and wondrous worlds I've known. But this bridge will only take you halfway there. The last few steps you have to take alone.”

“I'm making a list”

“I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food”

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

“She shrugs."Men”

“Don't care for her tongue, do you? How strange. I find it one of my favorite parts.”

“Could you just call me Pigeon?” he asked the teacher when she read his name.”

“Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.”