Humor Quote by Roald Dahl — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!”

“If you are good life is good.”

“A whizzpopper!" cried the BFG, beaming at her. "Us giants is making whizzpoppers all the time! Whizzpopping is a sign of happiness. It is music in our ears! You surely is not telling me that a little whizzpopping if forbidden among human beans?”

“Grown ups are complicated creatures, full of quirks and secrets.”

““I think probably kindness is my number one attribute in a human being. I'll put it before any of the things like courage or bravery or generosity or anything else.”

“I'd rather be fried alive and eaten by Mexicans.”

“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.”

“Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.”

“The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.”

“I rode an elevator with a guy who was whistling the tune of 'this is the song that never ends'. Putting that on me? Come on dude..”

“I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!”

“I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”