Humor Quote by Maggie Stiefvater — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Because you have only known me for like fourteen seconds and seven of those were us making out and you still know more about me than all of my friends in this stupid place.”

“We have to be back in three hours," Ronan said. "I just fed Chainsaw but she'll need it again.”

“She asked, "Okay, wait, so why is Ronan at the library?”

“Scent is the strongest tie to memory.”

“Questa è una storia d'amore. Non immaginavo che l'amore potesse declinarsi in così tanti generi, nè che l'amore potesse indurre le persone a fare le cose più disparate.”

“Although Adam suspected there was a god, he also suspected it didn't actually matter.”

“The only way a woman can ever reform a man is by boring him so completely that he loses all possible interest in life.”

“Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies.”

“Victor patted my hand. 'I like you, Sky. You're a fighter.'”

“Hey, yummy leather guy? Can you hear me? (Amanda)”

“Aside from velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe. You can't see it or touch it, yet a plumber can charge you upwards of seventy-five dollars per hour for it, without necessarily fixing anything.”

“Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisements said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighborhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: 'Learn, guys...”