Humor Quote by Sherrilyn Kenyon — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He was Death, and he'd ridden in on a pale horse...”

“Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess.”

“I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.”

“In case you haven't noticed, they're moving a lot faster. I don't know about the laws of physics on your planet, but where I come from an object moving at subclass speed can't catch up to one running at starclass. But if you know something about turbines, thrusters and engines, quantum or classical physics that I've somehow missed, then please enlighten me.”

“People are basically irritating. Myself included.”

“Dev-"Come in peace or leave in pieces”

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”

“Hearts can't be broken because they're made of marzipan.”

“When forced to leave my house for an extended period of time, I take my typewriter with me, and together we endure the wretchedness of passing through the X-ray scanner. The laptops roll merrily down the belt, while I’m instructed to stand aside and open my bag. To me it seems like a normal enough thing to be carrying, but the typewriter’s declining popularity arouses suspicion and I wind up eliciting the sort of reaction one might expect when traveling with a cannon.”

“Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.”

“Tessa exploded "I am not asking you to maul me in the Whispering Gallery! By the Angel, Will, would you stop being so polite?!”

“It looks as though your shop is doing well," Luka said gazing around, "Could you help me find a gift for a lady friend of mine?”