Humor Quote by Johnny Depp — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.”

“A dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest.”

“Am I a romantic? I've seen "Wuthering Heights" ten times. I'm a romantic.”

“One day the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.”

“My body is my journal, and my tattoos are my story.”

“People say I make strange choices, but they’re not strange for me. My sickness is that I’m fascinated by human behavior, by what’s underneath the surface, by the worlds inside people.”

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, "Why god? Why me?" and the thundering voice of God answered, There's just something about you that pisses me off.”

“Of course ." A wicked gleam entered his eyes. "But I only turn girls into salamanders on Tuesdays. Luckily for you, it´s a Wednesday, which is the day I drink a goblet of orphan´s blood for supper.”

“Everyone is born creative; everyone is given a box of crayons in kindergarten. Then when you hit puberty they take the crayons away and replace them with dry, uninspiring books on algebra, history, etc. Being suddenly hit years later with the 'creative bug' is just a wee voice telling you, 'I'd like my crayons back, please.”

“But Gideon was experiencing one powerful emotion: being sick of everyone’s shit.”

“Either get out of bed or else take your clothes off," he said. "I'm not in the mood to compromise.”

“See, you think I give a shit. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of shit? That's why I look interested.”