Humor Quote by Maggie Stiefvater — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“...He kissed me again, farther up my neck, and I pushed him back against the wall.”

“Sensitive," I tried.”

“Because you have only known me for like fourteen seconds and seven of those were us making out and you still know more about me than all of my friends in this stupid place.”

“Did you get notes for me?”

“Ronan said, "I'm always straight.”

“his yellow eyes gazed at me possessively -- I wondered if he realized that the way he looked at me was far more intimate than copping a feel could ever be.”

“...cursing my heels and debating whether it was faster to stop and take them off--damn ankle straps!--or keep running with the potential neck breakers. Wouldn’t that make a charming epitaph? Here lies Cat. Killed not by fang, but Ferragamos.”

“I sat up and the blankets fell away.I looked down and found I was wearing pokemon pajamas.”

“Now, here, you see, it takes all the running you can do, to keep in the same place. If you want to get somewhere else, you must run at least twice as fast as that!”

“The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.”

“Your brain is doing some great work when it's laughing.”

“There's nothing more contagious than the laughter of young children; it doesn't even have to matter what they're laughing about.”