Humor Quote by Dorothy Parker — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“But I give you my word, in the entire book there is nothing that cannot be said aloud in mixed company. And there is, also, nothing that makes you a bit the wiser. I wonder--oh, what will you think of me--if those two statements do not verge upon the synonymous.”

“I like to have a martini,”

“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”

“My love runs by like a day in June,”

“I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.”

“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”

“There are few sources of energy so powerful as a procrastinating college student.”

“It's lovely. If only you could frost someone to death.”

“Three be the things I shall never attain:”

“Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive," that's your cue.”

“Every time I annoy him he retreats into his No Mundanes Allowed tree house." Simon pointed at Jace.”

“George Bush isn't Hitler. He could be if he applied himself.”