Humor Quote by Dorothy Parker — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Be you wise and never sad,”

“I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”

“That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.”

“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”

“It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.”

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”

“People talk too much. Humans aren't descended from monkeys. They come from parrots.”

“There aren't any syringes." Red Sox came over and held a sterile pack out. When she tried to take it from him, he kept a grip on the thing. "I know you'll use this wisely.”

“Women are sneaky.”

“Hell's holy stars and freaking stones shit bells.”

“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one to 10, we're talking...a minus 6. And it's not like I even have very high standards.”

“The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.”