Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings and endings. Dangerous and powerful. And we feel it even if we don't know what it is. These times are not necessarily good, and not necessarily bad. In fact, what they are depends on what *we* are.”

“Time is a drug. Too much of it kills you.”

“Always be wary of any helpful item that weighs less than its operating manual.”

“Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?”

“THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME”

“Rincewind could scream for mercy in nineteen languages, and just scream in another forty-four.”

“He's not doing anything he shouldn't be doing, right?”

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.”

“She's the sort of woman who lives for others - you can tell the others by their hunted expression.”

“Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Tyson pounding the Earthborn into the ground like a game of whack-a-mole. Ella was fluttering above him, dodging missiles and calling out advice: "The groin. The Earthborn's groin is sensitive.”

“Room service? Send up a larger room.”

“Riza: Without his Alchemy he's just...”