Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“WHAT FOR IS THIS BOX PADDED? IS IT TO BE SAT ON? CAN IT BE THAT IT IS CAT-FLAVOURED?”

“Some pirates achieved immortality by great deeds of cruelty or derring-do. Some achieved immortality by amassing great wealth. But the captain had long ago decided that he would, on the whole, prefer to achieve immortality by not dying.”

“Listen, Peaches,”

“DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.”

“There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed psychopath that cannot easily be duplicated by a normal kindly family man who just comes in to work every day and has a job to do.”

“Many people could say things in a cutting way, Nanny knew. But Granny Weatherwax could”

“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”

“Who are you?" he asked.”

“Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed.”

“Hey, bro, do you think you can put Shorty back on her chain?”

“I never met a man that I didn't like.”

“There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.”