Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME”

“When in doubt, choose to live.”

“It was nice to hear the voices of little children at play, provided you took care to be far enough away not to hear what they were actually saying.”

“A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”

“Take it from me, whenever you see a bunch of buggers puttering around talking about truth and beauty and the best way of attacking Ethics, you can bet your sandals it's all because dozens of other poor buggers are doing all the real work around the place.”

“Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.”

“Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”

“I bet," said Mulch, "that you would set the world on fire just to watch it burn.”

“Anyone can speak Troll. All you have to do is point and grunt.”

“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”

“I would so hate to be a first-person character! Always on your guard, always having people read your thoughts!”

“On Wednesday, when the sky is blue,”