Humor Quote by Markus Zusak — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Personally, I like a chocolate-covered sky. Dark, dark chocolate. People say it suits me. I do, however, try to enjoy every color I see - the whole spectrum. A billion or so flavors, none of them quite the same, and a sky to slowly suck on. It takes the edge off the stress. It helps me relax.”

“It kills me sometimes, how people die.”

“The scribbled signature black, onto the blinding global white, onto the thick soupy red.”

“Usually we walk around constantly believing ourselves. "I'm okay" we say. "I'm alright". But sometimes the truth arrives on you and you can't get it off. That's when you realize that sometimes it isn't even an answer--it's a question. Even now, I wonder how much of my life is convinced.”

“for some reason, dying men always ask the question they know the answer to. perhaps it's so they can die being right.”

“How do you tell if something's alive? You check for breathing.”

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

“Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto”

“You fuck - you ate my cat!”

“Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.”

“Mary had a little lamb, its fleece electrostatic / And everywhere Mary went, the lights became erratic.”

“It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”