Humor Quote by Kendare Blake — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Part of her followed him, wherever it was that he went.”

“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.”

“I felt this awful obligation to be charming or at least have something to say, and the pressure of having to be charming (or merely verbal) incapacitates me.”

“One time I actually cleaned out my closet so good I ended up on the cover of Time magazine.”

“Hello, Minister!" bellowed Percy, sending a neat jinx straight at Thicknesse, who dropped his wand and clawed at the front of his robes, apparently in awful discomfort. "Did I mention I'm resigning?”

“You should eat a waffle! You can't be sad if you eat a waffle!”

“Bite me, Harry Potter.”