Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Fire wants to burn”

“You're an idiot.”

“Church was doing what he often did when dropped - lying on his back with all four legs in the air, pretending to be dead in order to induce guilt in his owners.”

“We are special, unusual, unique people. That means that we must be bold and proud, but also careful. Don’t think you have so much to prove that it makes you foolish.”

“Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.”

“You have something on your neck.”

“You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble.”

“Do you like to slide?" His voice was eager.”

“I'm making a list”

“Come work for me, and I’ll tell you.”

“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”

“I had learned that you should always shout louder than your aggressor.”