Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —”

“Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.”

“To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.”

“I don't think you should be an Auror, Harry," said Luna unexpectedly. Everybody looked at her. "The Aurors are part of the Rotfang Conspiracy, I thought everyone knew that. They're working to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a mixture of dark magic and gum disease.”

“Right, you've got a crooked sort of cross..." He consulted Unfogging the Future. "That means you're going to have 'trials and suffering' — sorry about that — but there's a thing that could be the sun... hang on... that means 'great happiness'... so you're going to suffer but be very happy...”

“It unscrews the other way.”

“Now, you two – this year, you behave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've – you've blown up a toilet or –”

“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”

“I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.”

“It's the perfect solution. We argue all the time. We can't stand each other. It's like we're already married.”

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”

“Civilization is vastly overrated.”