Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It was odd, (Tessa thought), what brought out tenderness in people.”

“Izzy, are you—” he began. His eyes flew wide, and he backed up fast enough to smack his head into the wall behind him. “What is he doing here?”

“Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.”

“I've got the Mark of Cain," said Simon. "That means nothing can kill me, right?”

““He opened his mouth. The words were there. He was about to say them when a jolt of terror went through him, the terror of someone who, wandering in a mist, pauses only to realise that they have stopped inches from the edge of a gaping abyss. The way she was looking at him - she could read what was in his eyes, he realised. It must have been written plainly there, like words on the page of a book. There had been no time, no chance, to hide it.”

“Astriola. That IS demon pox. You had evidence that demon pox existed and you didnt mention it to me! Et tu, Brute!' He rolled up the paper and hit Jem over the head with it.”

“I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money.”

“If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.”

“In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”

“Humor is also a way of saying something serious.”

“I was talking aloud to myself. A habit of the old: they choose the wisest person present to speak to”

“I’ve had a tense couple of days. And I’ve got to tell you, burning someone’s face off sounds like a great way to relax.”