Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Merlin’s beard.”

“And it's Gryfindor in possession again, as Johnson takes the Quaffle— Flint alongside her —poke him in the eye, Angelina —it was a joke, professor, it was a joke...”

“So why in the name of Merlin’s saggy left —”

“The truth." Dumbledore sighed. "It is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution.”

“And Harry remembered his first nightmarish trip into the forest, the first time he had ever encountered the thing that was then Voldemort, and how he had faced him, and how he and Dumbledore had discussed fighting a losing battle not long thereafter. It was important, Dumbledore said, to fight, and fight again, and keep fighting, for only then could evil be kept at bay, though never quite eradicated. . . .”

“This is your copy of”

“Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.”

“Merlin’s beard.”

“She said this in the same way you might say Fields of Punishment or Hades's gym shorts.”

“I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.”

“Don't leave it all unsaid,”

“Fire wants to burn”