Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.”

“Don't be stupid, it's a flying house!”

“The world had ended, so why had the battle not ceased, the castle fallen silent in horror, and every combatant laid down their arms? Harry's mind was in freefall, spinning out of control, unable to grasp the impossibility, because Fred Weasley could not be dead, the evidence of all his senses must be lying—”

“Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.”

“How're we getting to King's Cross tomorrow, Dad?" asked Fred as they dug into a sumptuous pudding.”

“It unscrews the other way.”

“Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)”

“We spend the first 12 months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next 12 months teaching them to sit down and shut up.”

“Life is tough, then you die.”

“One morning you wake up with more life behind you than in front of you, not being able to understand how it’s happened.”

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”

“Is it really you this time, Kells?”