Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“So Dobby stopped us from getting on the train and broke your arm. . . ." He shook his head. "You know what, Harry? If he doesn't stop trying to save your life he's going to kill you.”

“The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.”

“That is the second time you have spoken out of turn, Miss Granger,” said Snape coolly. “Five more points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all.”

“Harry, don't go picking a row with Malfoy, don't forget, he's a prefect now, he could make life difficult for you...”

“Yeah, but the lost diadem," said Michael Corner, rolling his eyes, "is”

“As Ginny and Hermione moved closer to the rest of the family, Harry had a clear view of the bodies lying next to Fred: Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling.”

“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.”

“Leo had seen Tia Callida in action; she liked knives, snakes and putting babies in roaring fires. Yeah, definitely let's unleash her rage. Great idea.”

“You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster.”

“What do you think they're going to do to us when they find us guilty?" she says after a few minutes of silence have passed.”

“If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”

“You're not eating anything," said Marilla sharply, eying her as if it were a serious shortcoming. Anne sighed.”