Humor Quote by Stephenie Meyer — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life sucks, and then you die...”

“How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?”

“I honestly have no idea how to live without you.”

“He sighed. "The clouds I can handle. But I can't fight with an eclipse.”

“Bella: I love you.”

“You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”

“That's a sweet piece," said Jean, briefly forgetting to be aggravated. "You didn't snatch that off a street.”

“I don't know about your true form, but the weight of your ego sure is pushing the crust of the earth toward the breaking point.”

“Drinking is fun! It makes me feel horrible and sexy!”

“When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.”

“Now stand in the corner, and think about what you've done!”

“Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.”