Humor Quote by Kristin Cashore — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If we knew a person was going to die, we'd hold harder to the memories.”

“Katsa and Po were trying to drown each other and, judging from their hoots of laughter, enjoying it immensely.”

“I wouldn't marry Giddon to save my life," Katsa said. "Not even to save yours.”

“To Garan's credit, the treatment of Dellian prisoners did change after that. One particularly laconic man, after a session in which Fire learned positively nothing, thanked her for it specifically. "Best dungeons I ever been in," he said, chewing on a toothpick.”

“Find something useful to do with your morning,' she thought to him as she neared her chambers. 'Do something heroic in front of an audience. Knock a child into a river while no one's looking and then rescue him.”

“You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.”

“Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey?”

“True story”

“Shane, in case we don’t … don’t come out of this, I wanted to say…”

“Hush Hattie!" I said, intoxicated with my success. "I don't want to go to my room. Everyone must know I shan't marry the prince." I ran to the door to our street, opened it, and called out into the night, "I shan't marry the prince." I turned back into the hall and ran to Char and threw my arms about his neck. "I shan't marry you." I kissed his cheek. He was safe from me.”

“Everybody going to be dead one day, just give them time.”

“You guessed? You must have been pretty sure, considering you could have killed me.”