Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Longing surged up within me. I wanted it. Oh God, I wanted it. I didn't want to hear Jerome chastise me for my "all lowlifes, all the time" seduction policy. I wanted to come home and tell someone about my day. I wanted to go out dancing on the weekends. I wanted to take vacations together. I wanted someone to hold me when I was upset, when the ups and downs of the world pushed me too far.”

“You used nunchucks on a moose?”

“Are you sleepwalking?' A voice asked behind me.”

“A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.”

“If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you.”

“It's okay," I said soothingly. "You're just getting your stride back. Once you're up to full power, I'll go crack a rib or something so we can test it.”

“A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.”

“Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again.”

“Some people talk about other people’s failures with so much pleasure that you would swear they are talking about their own successes.”

“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.”

“What's up?" I asked.”

“We had our breakfasts--whatever happens in a house, robbery or murder, it doesn't matter, you must have your breakfast.”