Humor Quote by Richelle Mead — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes.”

“Vampires. Honestly, they're like children sometimes.”

“I’d said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass.”

“What were you thinking?" I demanded once we were moving to the music. I was trying to ignore his hands. "Do you know how much trouble you may have gotten me in?”

“If I let myself love you, I won't throw myself in front of her. I'll throw myself in front of you.”

“I had a standing agreement with god. I'd agree to believe in him, barely, so long as he let me sleep in on Sundays.”

“Fred, you next," the plump woman said.”

“It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.”

“The true New Yorker secretly believes that people living anywhere else have to be, in some sense, kidding.”

“Humor is also a way of saying something serious.”

“Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind.”

“the [coat] rack above his head like a javelin.”