Humor Quote by Mokokoma Mokhonoana — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Getting older is not an intellectually demanding process.”

“Life sometimes reminds us that it is sometimes heartless by giving something or someone we really need to someone who does not need or even want them or it.”

“To the wise, peace of mind is the result of being fine with how things are; to the foolish, the result of things being fine.”

“Sometimes silence is a sign, not of not knowing what to say, but of knowing when to say what you know.”

“Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.”

“A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.”

“What do you read, Westbay? Romance novels?” She said it like reading romance was on par with chronic farting.”

“You nicked-named my daughter after the Lock Ness Monster!”

“I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.”

“I think the warning labels on alcoholic beverages are too bland. They should be more vivid. Here is one I would suggest: "Alcohol will turn you into the same asshole your father was.”

“Folks, it's time to evolve. That's why we're troubled. You know why our institutions are failing us, the church, the state, everything's failing? It's because, um – they're no longer relevant. We're supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?”

“I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth.”