Humor Quote by Abraham Lincoln — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Always bear in mind that your own resolution to succeed is more important than any one thing.”

“I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.”

“The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is why he made so many of them.”

“Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.”

“Important principles may, and must, be inflexible.”

“Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing.”

“You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.”

“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“Human misery must somewhere have a stop; there is no wind that always blows a storm; great good fortune comes to failure in the end. All is change; all yields its place and goes; to persevere, trusting in what hopes he has, is courage in a man. The coward despairs.”

“If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.”

“Well", Fang said, mimicking a thick Southern drawl. "I must say its mighty nice of them Daimons to clean up after themselves when you kill them" He held his hands up to them. "Look Ma, no mess.”