Humor Quote by Brandon Sanderson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It was amazing how many books one could fit into a room, assuming one didn't want to move around very much.”

“I trust you with their lives,' Prof said, still writing, 'and them with yours. Don't betray that trust, son. Keep your impulses in check. Don't just act because you can; act because it's the right thing to do. If you keep that in mind, you'll be all right.”

“Impossible things are really rough to do, you know.”

“Wayne's a little attached to that hat," Waxillium said. "He thinks it's lucky.”

“Wayne: You wanna know why I really came to find you?”

“The Shaod, it was called. The Transformation... When it came, the fortuante person's life ended and began anew; he would discard his old, mundane existence and move to Elantris. Elantris, where he could live in bliss, rule in wisdom, and be worshiped for eternity.”

“Jocks usually aren't smart. Their muscles feast on their brains.”

“I like to see the glass as half full, hopefully of jack daniels.”

“I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth.”

“He seemed only ... annoyed. Annoyed, and sweaty, and hot.”

“As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.”

“...I doubt very seriously whether anyone will hire me.'”